Drunk Florida woman to cops after crash: ‘Do I look stupid?'

A drunk Florida woman crashed her black Dodge Intrepid into a ditch and told troopers she was dead to avoid a DUI, according to The Gainesville Sun.

Cheryl Ann Morris, 54, was spotted hiding a small bottle of wine before the troopers questioned her about the crash, according to The Independent Florida Alligator.

The Florida Highway Patrol asked if she was injured and Morris replied “I’m dead.” Troopers reminded her to take this seriously and asked Morris if she was wearing a seat belt during the crash. Morris responded, “What do I look, stupid?” as she tried to re-fasten it, according to the police report.

After failing a sobriety test, Morris was arrested on charges of driving under the influence and property damage.

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